How to Fail in Business Without Really Trying

Business: A Loser’s Manual

In a tough economy, there are any number of ways that you can ruin your reputation and sink your company. But why settle for only one? If you’re ready to fast-track your path to obsolescence, here’s a step-by-step guide to ensuring that your business goes down in a truly spectacular blaze of glory.

1. Ignore your customers.

Customers? Who needs ‘em! They’re loud, they’re demanding and they’re constantly contradicting themselves.

Rather than molding your business and its offerings to suit them, charge forth with your plans and your strategies like a bull in a china shop. After all, it’s your company, and nobody knows better than you what your customers should want, need and be forced to accept.

Besides, customers are a dime a dozen. If the current crop doesn’t appreciate you like they should, just tell them to take a hike. Won’t they be sorry when they realize what they’re missing?

2. Resist change at all costs.

Let’s face it: change sucks.

It’s uncomfortable, difficult and just downright annoying. It’s like someone dragging you out of your favorite recliner and forcing you to go for a run. I mean, sure, running would improve your health, but why bother, when you were perfectly content to stay glued to your chair. Stagnation is bliss, right?

It’s the same in business. No one likes branching out from what has been proven to work to try new ideas. Innovation requires risk. There’s safety in the status quo.

What’s that famous line about “If you don’t like change, you’re going to like irrelevance a lot less”? Bah. That guy was only Chief of Staff of the United States Army. What does he know about change or the risks that come with it?

3. Chase shiny objects.

Ooh ooh – have you heard? There’s a great new social media network that just launched that’s kinda like Facebook plus Pinterest with a little bit of MySpace thrown in the mix, but it’s only for people who are left-handed. You have to sign up RIGHT NOW! If you don’t everyone else will be there, and your competitors will steal all your customers.

And did you hear about that new app that will do that one specific thing that you never thought you needed until you found out about it? It’s like an answer to a question that doesn’t even need to be asked! It’s amazing!

No need to worry about running your company. It’s practically on auto-pilot. Playing with gadgets and dabbling in social media are way more fun!

4. Refuse to innovate.

You could pursue a new vision or chart a course to lead your company to something bigger and better, but why bother? Surely everything that’s always worked in the past will continue to work in the future. That’s why Circuit City is still going strong after all these years, right? Guys?

5. Don’t listen. To anyone. Ever.

The whole reason to start your own company is so that no one can tell you what to do.

Warning signs? Ignore them! Words of wisdom from more experienced colleagues and peers? They’re not the boss of you!

Just do your thing. Run your company however you want, and don’t pay attention to the handwriting on the wall or the advice of those who’ve been there before. They’re just trying to bum you out and bring you down with their “knowledge” and “insight.”

Back to reality.

On a more serious note, this is clearly a satirical look at why some companies go under while others sail through adversity relatively unscathed.

And while these scenarios are humorous when painted in such extremes, in reality, the underlying tendencies and traits they represent are all too human. At times, we can all be susceptible to such faulty ways of thinking. We all have our moments of arrogance or capriciousness or stubbornness or fear of change. They key is to recognize these dangerous impulses so we can actively combat them and maintain a steady course toward growth and greater success.

Remember: no one is immune, so be alert. Keep an close watch on your own thought processes and focus on creating a culture within your company that fosters self-analysis, creativity and courage.

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Survival of the Fittest: Conquering Responsive Website Design

With the proliferation of smartphones and tablets today, serving the needs of mobile browsers is no longer acondary consideration when it comes to designing (or redesigning) your website. From the ground up, it’s critically important to ensure that you are building a platform that will look beautiful and perform elegantly no matter where or how a user might access it. While you can create a dedicated mobile site or app, responsive design offers a smarter, more flexible, more agile solution that will ultimately deliver a greater long-term return for your investment.

Defining responsive design

Responsive design is the concept of building a website so that the layout of the site adapts and changes according to the resolution of the user’s browser. Using this approach, you can build a single site that will look just as good on a monitor that’s 2048 pixels by 1080 pixels as it will on an iPhone that’s 320 pixels by 480 pixels and all browser sizes in between without the need to build a separate dedicated mobile version of your website. Ethan Marcotte, the forerunner in the field, identifies the three key ingredients of responsive design as follows:

• Fluid grids
• Flexible images
• Media queries

Wait, fluid what? Media what? Let’s take a step back and define these terms in plain English. Every website is developed based on a grid that governs the scale of and relative position of objects (such as navigation menus, images and text) to one another. A fluid grid has the ability to shift and reposition select elements of the site based on certain conditions in order to preserve the properly defined scale for layout, size and spacing. “Flexible images” mean that the images contained within the site’s design should scale in size and shift in position according to the dimensions of the device being used to access the site (larger images on large displays, smaller ones on phone screens, etc.) And media queries? Media queries are used to intelligently detect the size of the browser window and the device being used to access the site and bring back the correct layout for optimal viewing and navigation according to those parameters. But these technical elements only govern the mechanics of the site. What ultimately determines the success of a website that’s built on a responsive design framework is its ability to provide a user interface that’s both visually pleasing and easy to use. After all, responsive design isn't only about resizing stuff to fit within different screen resolutions; it’s about presenting users with a the best possible experience, both in terms of layout and content. With that in mind, here are five key UX/UI factors that must be taken into consideration in order to maintain the integrity of the user interface and protect the quality of the user experience when employing a responsive design framework.

Catering to the needs of visitors

Users accessing your website from different devices have different needs. For example, if someone visits your website from their iPad during their daily commute on the train, they’re only going to dig so deep. For example, while they’ll likely be interested in perusing your latest blog post, they’re not going to be looking for the bios of your board of directors or your privacy policy. You must think about each type of user that will be visiting your site and let their needs and interests dictate the way your site molds and conforms itself to the size of their browser or device.

Intuitiveness

Being innovative is a good thing; being too innovative is not. If, for instance, you decide to change the color of hyperlinks to an indistinguishable shade of black or invent new navigational conventions that perplex your visitors, you’ll send them running in the opposite direction,and the design will be a total failure. The purpose of responsive web design is to empower users to visit your website and browse freely and according to the conventions that are most natural and familiar to them, irrespective of the device they are using.

Touchability

Who can refute the fact that touchscreens are growing more popular with every passing day? Almost all major smartphones and tablets use touchscreen interfaces, and even certain laptops and desktops are being offered with touch functionality. Touchscreens needs to be treated differently. For example, in the world of the touchscreen, there is no such thing as a hover state. If, for example, you have “previous” and “next” buttons that would normally appear only when a mouse rolls over them, those elements would be unavailable to your touchscreen users. For finger-friendly navigation, all elements must be big, bold and obvious. Buttons that require users to mouse over them to get a sense of action must be replaced with style enhancements that draw attention to their “pressability.” It’s also a good idea when catering to touchscreen users to keep the navigation or sub-navigation menu to the right. Why? Because the majority of your users will be right-handed, so the menus will be more conveniently accessible if they’re on the right rather than on the top or left.

Images

While layouts, structural elements and text can be made flexible, images require special attention. Improper alignment of images can ruin even the greatest of designs. Images need to be automatically adjusted to ensure that the website looks awesome in either portrait or landscape mode (remember: most portable devices nowadays can switch instantaneously between views, depending on the user's whims and wishes). Also, when resizing images on the basis of the screen resolution of the device, care needs to be taken so that the images do not lose their quality. If a given image contains the logo or the name of the website, it needs to be given prominence, whereas footer images can take a back seat. The best is to load the images in their original size, unless the viewing area becomes too narrow for the purpose. When that happens, it means the user is on a mobile device, and the image needs to be narrowed in accordance with the screen width. This is the very essence of how smart responsive web design works.

What to show (and what to hide)

With responsive design, we have the ability to rearrange web elements and make every thing fit on the screen, no matter how small it is. However, making every single aspect of a normal web page available to mobile users is not only unnecessary but it can render your site practically unusable on smaller screens. For mobile devices, navigation, content and functionality must be pared down significantly to focus on those features that are most useful to users while on the go. For example, while mobile users frequently comparison shop on their phones, they might not be as likely to actually go through the entire purchase process on their handheld device. Therefore, while product information and pricing is key, e-commerce options should be extremely streamlined.

A Showcase of Responsive Design

To demonstrate just how effective responsive can be, let’s take a look at a few examples of companies that have embraced this new approach in building their sites. In each example, the full version of the site is show first, followed by a version as it appears on a mobile device.

Hicksdesign

Art Equals Work

City Crawlers: Berlin

8Faces

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