Naughty or Nice?

If you’re guilty of committing these marketing no-nos, you may well be receiving a lump of coal from your customers this year.

Making constant demands of your customers

All too often, marketers act like petulant children, making incessant demands of their customers without providing any real service or value in return. “Buy now!” “Call today!” “Read this email!” “Share this on Facebook!” All your customers hear is, “Me! Me! Me! Give me what I want right now!” And what’s their reaction to such self-interested yapping? At best, it's a collective yawn; at worst, a complete tune-out. So what should you do instead? Fame Foundry friend Gary Vaynerchuk suggests hitting your customers in the face. Wait…let us explain. You see, about once a week, Vaynerchuk poses this question on Twitter to his one million followers: “Is there anything I can do for you?” And he does mean it literally. For example, when one of his followers in Canada wrote “Just ran out of Tabasco,” Vaynerchuk overnighted eight bottles. Image via Warren Weeks When another in Minnesota responded with a request for a cheeseburger, he opened the door the next day to find a delicious cheeseburger hand-delivered from one of his favorite restaurants. So what’s in all of this concierge-like servitude for Gary? It’s part of an approach that the always-colorful Vaynerchuk calls “jab, jab, jab, right hook” (which is also the name of his latest book) According to Vaynerchuk, a jab is anything of value — a joke, an idea, an introduction, and yes, even a meal. After he delivers a few jabs, he can then justifiably hit you with a right hook: a request to buy something. In other words, “jab, jab, jab, right hook” means “give, give, give, ask.” Note the emphasis on giving. You must give first and give generously before you ever ask for anything in return from your customers and prospects. As he explains in the book, “Your story needs to move people’s spirits and build their goodwill, so that when you finally do ask them to buy from you, they feel like you’ve given them so much it would be almost rude to refuse.” It’s a philosophy as simple as it is effective: put your customers first, and they’ll return the favor. As Vaynerchuk says, “If you’re in business, first and foremost, you have to be nice. Show your customers that you care.”

Insulting our intelligence

It’s 2013. We’ve all seen more than our fair share of advertising. We all have the Internet. So stop insulting our intelligence with your “candid interviews” and “medical experts.” After all, how many mornings have you found yourself leisurely chatting about the joys of breakfast cereal with an unseen interviewer? And, Post Foods, you really cannot be serious with this! Nobody’s buying it, and nobody wants to buy products from companies that don’t respect our ability to discern fact from fiction. If you want to engage with us, authenticity is the only way to get (and hold) our attention.

Playing to dirty motivations

Image via Amusing Planet This one is something of a corollary to insulting our intelligence. We all know that sex sells. We all want to be thinner, richer and more attractive. But we’re also savvy enough to recognize when we’re being manipulated by marketers. Take this ad for the Dodge Big Finish Event, which ends with a keeping-up-with-the-Jonses challenge: “Let’s see the neighbors compete with that!” Is that really the best selling point you have, Dodge? Similarly, this spot implies that the secret to unlocking popularity, confidence, masculinity and sex appeal is the keys to an Audi. If you really want me to drop upwards of $80k on a car, you’re going to need to do better than that. Educate your customers. Show them how your products and services will make their lives better, easier, more efficient or even more fun in a real way. Not in an aspirational, wink-wink, don’t-we-all-want-to-be-Kardashians way.

Committing a blatant money-grabbing maneuver

Contrary to the unforgettable line uttered by the infamous Gordon Gekko in the 1987 film Wall Street, greed is not good. While customers don’t begrudge any company the need to turn a profit, when they smell a blatant money-grabbing maneuver, they’ll quickly blow the whistle. For several years now, major retailers have been attempting to get a jump on Black Friday spending by opening on Thanksgiving day – a move that has been viewed by many as a morally questionable practice of allowing consumerism to encroach on one of our nation’s most revered holidays. This year, however, Kmart took a giant leap over the line of good judgment when they announced that they would open at 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving day and remain open for 41 consecutive hours. The public backlash was swift and sharp. Within hours of the announcement, hundreds of Kmart customers took to social media and threatened to boycott the store if it didn't reverse its decision so that its employees could spend Thanksgiving with their families. People called the decision "heartless," "greedy," "shameful" and "disgusting." Image via The Huffington Post "Shame on you, Kmart. I will never set foot in any of your stores again," wrote one now former customer on the company’s Facebook page. "I have family members that work in retail, and because of greedy retailers like you will not be able to spend the day with us." Another added: “Maybe Kmart should have shown they are thankful for their loyal employees and let them be with their families on Thanksgiving. I realize you are a corporation, and your goal is to make money...but sometimes you need to show and prove that people are important, too." So what lessons can you take away from Kmart’s Thanksgiving PR travesty? In your quest to own your market, always proceed with caution. Today’s consumers are not only smart but selective; they shop with their heads and their hearts. They want to deal with companies that demonstrate their dedication to serving the best interests of both their customers and their employees. They won’t trust their business to those whose only master is the all-mighty dollar, so make sure you always err on the side of ethics and in everything that you do, prove that it’s you who exists to serve the needs of your customers, not the other way around.

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The Five Types of Brand Evangelists

There’s no more valuable asset to the growth of your business than your brand evangelists.In today's culture of the Web, there’s no more powerful form of marketing than word of mouth. As a result, there’s no more valuable asset to the growth of your business than loyal customers who talk about you, sing your praises and disseminate your content through their networks. If you want to set the word of mouth around your brand on fire, you must identify the core motivations within your fans that spur them to action and give them ways to carry your torch that cater to their passions and personalities. Below we’ve profiled the five types of brand evangelists, what drives them and how to put them to work for you:

The Opinionater

The Opinionater wants to be heard. They have opinions about everything, and they want to share them with whomever will listen. They are the bloggers, the commenters, the reviewers, the frequent tweeters and Facebook status updaters.

How to put The Opinionater to work for you:

The most basic level of engaging The Opinionater is providing outlets for them to express their ideas and insights. Let them review your products or services on your website. Share interesting, original content regularly on your blog, Facebook and Twitter, and allow them to comment and debate. However, if you really want to make the most of The Opinionater’s potential as an evangelist, you have to go further. Social media has stripped away the barriers between customers and customers, so put this to your advantage by soliciting The Opinionater’s input on what they like, what they don’t like and what they want to see more of. Starbucks does this in a very sophisticated way on their “My Starbucks Idea” website, where fans can submit suggestions and requests for everything from drinks and merchandise to community involvement. However, you can achieve the same outcome in a less structured fashion simply by asking your followers on Facebook and Twitter for their opinions. To keep the The Opinionater loyal to your cause, it’s important to reassure them that these ideas are being heard. Respond to their comments, recognize their great ideas publicly and let them see their suggestions in action. They’ll feel invested in helping you because they’ll feel like they are a part of your success. If they feel like no one’s listening, you’ll not only risk alienating them, but you might find that suddenly you've got a very vocal critic on your hands.

The Informer

The Informer likes to be first in the know so they can be the one to spread the news. You know them as the email forwarders and the Facebook friends who are always sharing links to articles and videos. It’s important to The Informer to get credit for being ahead of the pack. In being the first to disseminate information within their network, they’re able to take ownership of the ideas being presented as if they were their own.

How to put The Informer to work for you:

Give them access to exclusive information that makes them feel like an insider. The Informer loves to join mailing lists, so be sure to offer an email opt-in on your website and send out regular newsletters with timely news, tips and offers. Let The Informer have the inside scoop on trends and sales, and you’ll set their forwarding fingers in motion.

The Fame Seeker

The Fame Seeker is driven by the allure of attention. They crave the spotlight and want to be celebrities within their own circles. They want to achieve their 15 minutes of notoriety in as many places around the Web as possible. They want to be the first to comment, or at least the one with the wittiest contribution that gets the greatest response. They want to see their name and their photo anywhere and everywhere they can get it, and they have profiles on multiple social media platforms.

How to put The Fame Seeker to work for you:

Recognition is the name of the game. Give them ways to participate in your community that are all about them, and then reward them for their participation. Call them out from the crowd, and you'll have a fan for life. NASCAR driver Ryan Newman’s Fan Club site is built around keeping The Fame Seeker engaged and active. Every member has the ability to share what’s most important to them – their photos, their videos and their opinions. Popular content is rewarded with points from other members, and the top points earners are elevated to a place of special prominence within the site on the fan club leaderboard.

The Trendsetter

The Trendsetter is constantly on high alert for what’s new and what’s coming next. They have a reputation within their circles as the one that’s always sporting the latest and greatest iteration of their obsession, whether it’s coffee, shoes, jeans, gadgets or cars. As a result, when they buy what you sell, it puts you immediately at the forefront of the tribe they belong to.

How to put The Trendsetter to work for you:

The task of putting The Trendsetter to work starts at the very core of your brand. You must position yourself as a company that’s always ahead of the curve. You must offer something genuinely special and unique to entice The Trendsetter to become your standard-bearer. Apple is the epitome of a brand that is in touch with The Trendsetter. Every new product they bring to the market is not only technologically innovative but impeccably designed. The iPad is a status symbol just as much as it’s a useful productivity tool. But you don’t have to compete on the same level as Apple to win over The Trendsetter. What you must do is earn a place in, listen to and respond to your tribe. When you can give them something that no one else in your niche can, it puts you on The Trendsetter’s radar. For example, let’s say you own a restaurant. What’s hot in the culinary world right now? The slow food movement. Create a special section of your menu dedicated to dishes made from seasonal ingredients sourced from local growers, and yours will be the restaurant that Trendsetter foodies all over town are suddenly talking about.

The Crusader

The Crusader is the torchbearer for the causes they believe in, and their loyalty runs deep because their passion is for the mission. They’re not interested in being seen wearing or carrying the trendiest label. They’re consumers with a social conscience that identify themselves with brand whose values and corporate culture inspire them.

How to put The Crusader to work for you:

Make them one of you. Give them a badge to wear that proclaims their belief in your cause. Arm them with information, tools and resources to be your advocate and help spread the word about what you stand for. TOMS is a brand of shoes with a simple mission: for every pair of shoes their customers buy, they donate a new pair of shoes to a child in need. On April 5, TOMS is sponsoring an awareness campaign called “One Day Without Shoes,” and they’ve enlisted their Facebook fans in the cause by creating an app that lets them share what they’ll be doing “without shoes” on April 5 and encouraging them to go “virtually barefoot” by using the campaign’s logo as their profile picture.

It’s time to hand over the megaphones.

Thanks to the evolution of social media and the culture of the Web, word of mouth is no longer an invisible phenomenon but a very public and powerful reality of today’s marketing. No matter the size of your company or the nature of what you sell, you have a powerful sales and marketing force in your customers, fans and followers. These loyalists are at your fingertips, ready and waiting to spring into action. All you have to do is provide the right tools and the right platforms, and you’ll reap the rewards of the trust they build on your behalf.

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